Biohazard Coffee Review (Quick Summary)
Taste: Very bold (4/5)
Cost: Only $19.99 for a devastating roast (3.5/5)
Caffeine Strength: 928mg’s of caffeine per average cup (5/5)
Aroma: Present but not overwhelming (4/5)
Would I Recommend? Without a doubt!
“There isn’t enough space for me to rave about this coffee so I’ll leave it at: I become super mom.” – Kate Carden
“This coffee is excellent. It’s got a nice smooth flavor and man does it Pack-a-Punch. I expected it to be bitter but it was far from that. I think this is better than death wish coffee. Very pleased with my purchase and will definitely buy it again” – Dave B.
“Fast delivery. Absolutely amazing flavor and taste for any coffee let alone a hyper-caffeinated variety. We have tried it in the regular coffee pot and in our French Press and it was incredible. Cannot recommend this product enough.” – Tim Rodgers
…Of course at some point someone is arguing that they love coffee more than you do…
…We all have that one friend with too much caffeine pride. How do you prove that you are the superior coffee drinker?
It is too early most times to truly care, but you entertain the argument. They suggest that your coffee:
- isn’t as strong as theirs
- doesn’t taste as truly gross/black as their cup
- didn’t cost as much as their cup, or took less time to make
Bringing Biohazard Coffee into the argument is like brings a machine gun to a sling shot fight. Looking to win that argument? challenge their central nervous system to a cup of Biohazard!
Why Biohazard Is The Answer To The Argument
This means that Biohazard is about four times stronger than any of their coffee.
Biohazard is a specialty coffee, and is specifically brewed to be powerful and shocking!
Biohazard is technically stronger that any of the commercial coffees sold in the world currently. For whatever reason I found that Biohazard coffee is also not really known.
Who Is Biohazard Coffee For?
Do NOT drink this if your interest in coffee is satisfied by a single cup of Folgers in the morning before work. Why? because if you aren’t an avid fan of coffee in general you will probably find the caffeine content annoying.
This coffee is for people like myself, and others, who simply just LOVE coffee. Biohazard is for people who take every opportunity to explore every coffee they come across. This is for people who love to brag about their ability to make a mean cup of coffee.
Biohazard is especially for college students!
how do I know this? Since my graduation from Kutztown University I have realized important coffee is to students in their mind. Once in a while I will make my way back to campus to visit some friends and the lines in the cafes are always packed out.
Biohazard is strong enough for a college student’s nervous system to handle it, but also for them to sip on as they pull all-nighters for projects, homework and studying for finals.
Biohazard Coffee Review – Taste
…I brought the mug to my mouth and took a nice sip…
Man, it was a very bold and dark taste. There was no hint of watered down, or weak roasting processes.
The taste was great, and was one of those tastes you hope you coffee will possess. If you wore a blindfold you would be able to tell the difference from Biohazard Coffee and other generic store-bought brands.
Biohazard Coffee Review – Cost
A small amount of this coffee is the equivalent of an average cup. you could drink 6oz’s of Biohazard and it would be like drinking two cups of coffee.
On top of it only being $19.99 you can also use Amazon and their system to save a dollar or two. You could pay $18.99 depending on what you want.
Biohazard Coffee Review – Caffeine Levels
…As stated before, Biohazard has around 920mg’s of caffeine per 12oz cup of coffee…
…Even though I gave this a 5/5 I do have a small problem with this as a drinker of it.
The caffeine is so powerful and I am a relative lightweight with caffeine (low caffeine tolerance) so it really smacks me in the face. This is a problem that a lot of introverts have.
Biohazard Coffee Review – Aroma
It has the kind of smell that gets you excited about drinking your morning brew. It is simply, beautiful…
Now I didn’t give this category a 5/5 because I do not believe there is truly a perfect smell.
While Biohazard Coffee does smell great, it won’t fill your house or overpower you. However, it will be enough to help wake you up!
Biohazard Coffee Review – Conclusion
Listen, Biohazard is nothing to treat casually. This coffee might actually be the strongest coffee on earth. With one single gulp you can the same caffeine dosage as drinking a single cup of coffee.
As always, I do not advise drinking more than one cup. This coffee will do its job and keep you awake. Although I would advise anyone to try some for themselves.
This coffee will be on the list of favorites for a long time.
Stay Caffeinated My Friends
– Caden Strause